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Oh look, another one.

It's mature filtered because of the SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. HOW CONTROVERSIAL. No seriously, I don't know how everyone will interpret everything, but this isn't really that bad. It's just a precaution. Also, to up my street cred with my homies or peeps or fellow white kids, as it may be.

I- I just don't know how to do this anymore. This one doesn't even make sense. It's not a cycle, yet it goes around. It's like that movie Groundhog Day. And there's too many adjectives. Bah, whatever.

Hey, that thing I do. I'm mentioning it again. HOW UNEXPECTED.


Oh hey, sorry if this offends anyone who thinks it's glorifying male fantasies. I assure you that's not my intention. I just wanted to make something funny.